my selfie game is fire just like my beats
i am the most annoying person to text
"no YOU change"
my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
'buy me pizza and touch my butt' no
make me a delicious filet mignon with blue cheese crust and homemade chips then pop open an expensive bottle of wine and bang me into next week
i am an aDULT
Ew, pizza is so much better though. And cheap wine is the bomb cause you still get wasted.
"pizza is so much better" kiddo idk if you’ve ever had filet mignon and expensive wine because literally nothing tops it.
what do ghost get when they’re turned on?