assnutella:

my selfie game is fire just like my beats

cramp:

i am the most annoying person to text

cramp:

i am the most annoying person to text

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

ven0moth:

"no YOU change"

ven0moth:

"no YOU change"

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

michelleobama:

mittromney:

barackobama:

jesus:

mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on 

omg

honey is there something you’d like to tell me

2srooky:

spookysebs:

arhopala:

spookysebs:

'buy me pizza and touch my butt' no

make me a delicious filet mignon with blue cheese crust and homemade chips then pop open an expensive bottle of wine and bang me into next week

i am an aDULT

Ew, pizza is so much better though. And cheap wine is the bomb cause you still get wasted.

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"pizza is so much better" kiddo idk if you’ve ever had filet mignon and expensive wine because literally nothing tops it.

onange:

what do ghost get when they’re turned on?

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jackblogguy:

jerkidiot:

pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE